A really BAD joke!!

Hola amigos!
How are things?
Here things are pretty great acutally, me and Jensen are friends again, Madde is so crazy about Zara and they are so cute "together" and everything is just great this house haven't been this happy since last year I think and that it wunderful too see :)

Well I woke up this morning next to Jensen and he was still asleep so I lied there just looking at his gorgeous face, he looked so peaceful and calm. He was so beautiful his amazing perfect plump lips and I strok his cheek with my hand and I could feel his stubble under my hand,and his amazing long eyelashes, he almost have eyleases as girl which is so cute. I ran my hand throw his hair and let my fingesr slide over his ear and he just so amazing! I smiled to myself and crawled closer to him to feel his skin against mine,and he was so warm and I gently pressed my lips againt his forhead and just lied there and closed my eyes and I think I fall asleep because I woke up someone pressing there lips against mine so I smiled and started to kiss him back and when our lips parted I opend my eyes and looked straight into his green eyes. He smiled and strok away some hair from my cheek and said " Good morning beautiful!" I smiled and said " Good morning to you too " He kissed my nose and said " So how are my amazing girlfriend feeling today? " I smiled and said " I'm okay, I just feel a little sick like I will throw up soon." He laughted and said " Fresh Tove " I laughted and said " Well you asked, and it's your daughters fault not mine " He laughted and said " Maybe I should talk to her about behaving in there. " I laughted and he crawled down under the cover and put his hand on my belly and started to talk to teh baby but I couldn't hear what he said because he was whispering. But after a while he starte quit to sing for the baby which made me smile because he really is an amazing singer and he unfortunetly don't sing that much.. I just lied there lisning to his amazing voice, then I strok his back and he stopped sining and crawedl back up and I looked at him and said " Why did you stop? " He said " Because I realized that you where here.. " I said " You know Dennie is still stuck inisde of me so I'm alwasys where she is. " He said " I know.. " I kissed him and said " Can't you sing that song you sang you wrote to me on my birthday?" He said " No.. that is embarrassing" I said " Jensen honey it is just me, please?" He sign and did as I asked I lied my head on his arm and looked at him and he started to sing. It was so beautiful and a tear ran down my cheek and he dried it away with his hand, and I smiled at him. When the song was over I gave him a long romantice kiss and said " You really mean the world too me, I can't be without you. " He smiled and said " I know excatlly how you feel. " I smiled and he said " By the way the other night when I woke up when you had been away from bed you said we would talk later but we never did, about what? " I sign and said " I just had a little tuff night.. " He looked at me and said " Please tell me. " I said " I wanted to take the bull by the horns and do the thing I was or still am most afrid off which is enter the garage, but I couldn't do it that night. But the morning after Madde draged me in there and I cried and cried and cried and we talked a little and just sat there and it helped alot but I still can't go in there it hurts to much, I'm sorry" Jensen grabed my hand and said " You have nothing to be sorry about this, I'm so rry even though it dosn't help. But maybe you needed to cry a little and if you ever want me to come with you I will I'm alwas here for you" I smiled and said " I know honey and that's why I love yo so much. " He smiled and said " I love you too!" He kissed me and then My rushed into our room and throw herself on the bed and crawled down in the middle of us and lied down on Jensen shoulder and Jensen smiled and strok her cheek and My did the same on Jensen and strok his cheek with her small hand and then she strok mine and she looked confused and said " Why is Jensen all scratchy in his face while you are soft? " I smiled and said " Well Jensen is a man and they have stubble and if they don't shave then it would grow ut and be a beard. " My looked at Jensen and said " Okay bt why do you have stubble and not Tove? " He said " because I'm a guy and Tove is a girl and boys and girls are diffrent. " My inturpted and said " But Emil, Tom, Jerry don't have stubble and they are guys " Jensen said " That's because they aren't growen up yet they are still kids, but when they become teenagers then hormoans will change and the body too. Guys startd to grow stubble and they get taller and stronger and our voice get darker and everything chance. " MY said " Then I'm happy that I'm not a guy" Jensen laughted and said " You know girls also chance in there teenage year too. " My said " How? " Jensen looked at me and said " My maybe you should ask Tove about that insted? " I laughted and said " No let jensen answer insted, so Jensen let hear what you have to say " He looked at me and laughted and then he said " Well girls get taller and starting to get curves and formes. Boobs are starting to grow, and hair starting to grow in diffrents places, and then they get there period and so on. " Jensen looked at me and I laughted at him he looked so funny then My said " What is period? " Jensen looked at me like I should answer but I just shooked my head and made a sign to show him that I wnated to him to do it, I just wante dto hear hwat he was going to say. Then he sign and said " Every month women have there period.. " Then Mum called after My and iturpted so lucky Jensen. My ran down stairs and I looked at Jensen and laughted and then he started to tickle me which I hate . I laughted and beged him to stop but he didn't listen. So he countinued and tears stared to pour down my cheeks and he was also laughing and after a while he stopped and I just hit his arm the hardest I could and he just laughted and said " You are so sensitive" I just said " Shut up!! " I got up and walked into the bathroom and took a shower.

When I had got out of the shower I put my bra and panties on and walked out of the bathroom and Jensen was still lieing in bed and he looked at me with a smile and I looked at him and said " What?!" He just gave me a even cheesier smile and then it knocked on the door and Jared walked into the room with out his shirt on so he looked so hot and it was hard to not look at his abs!! He smiled and I can tell you that he didn't have his eyes on my face either! I look at him and he was totally staring at my boobs and Jensen apprently saw that too so he said " Dude! Keep your eyes to yourself!! " Jared smiled and said " It's hard not to look, you off all should know that. " Jensen said " I know, but that body is eyecandy for my eyes and no one else. "I just looked at him and laughted and then Jared said " When did you get those?!" I laughted and said " What? My boobs? " He nooded and I said " Jared you are such a horndog! " He laughted and said " Yeah I know, but I mean they where big when you and Madde had sex but now they are huge! You will have bigger boobs then Madde!" I laughted and shooked my head and walked into the closet and got dressed and when I walk out of there Jared said " Why did you get dress?!" I laughted and said " So you wouldn't get to worket up. Jared was it to long seens you had sex now?" He said " Yeah I think so, after seeing you I'm all worked up it's crazy" I laughted and said " You can borrow Jensen if you like, I know you guys liked that especially you Jared who didn't even need some help from Madde " Jared said " I almost want to say yes, but I rather have you helping me " I laughted and said " I don't know what my man would say about that.. " Jared said " Madde did it too him. " I laughted and said " Sorry Jared I won't do it things have chanced after that, even though your abs are really tempting. " He laughted and walked over to me and gave me a hug and then I said " So how you feeling about everything with Madde and Zara? " He sign and said " I don't really know but I just have to except it and aslong she is happy I'm happy for her, and Zara is a wounderful woman. " I said " Good that you are taking it this good. " He said " It's the best thing to do. And I have to say they looked so fucking sexy in the pool yesterday " I laughted and said " If you say so I didn't really look. " He laughted and looked at Jensen and said " Do you need some help downstairs? " Jensen said " Yes please. " Jared sign and helped Jensen down stairs.

When we got into the kitchen and since it was kind of late it was empty in the kitchen so Jared did coffie to jensen and himself and Jensen did a sandwish and so did Jared and I took glass of juice and we sat down and started to talk and Jared said " Do you guys want to come with me to the city today and shop a little? " Jensen said " I'm going to the hospital later and I don't feel like beeing in stores like this. " Jared nooded and I said " But I can come with you if you like" He smiled and said " Yeah that would be great. " We countinued eating and then mum walked into the kithen with her police uniform and behind her Pontus walked into the kitchen. I smiled and got up and gave him a hug he smiled and said " Wow your belly are really starting to grow, and you look great!" I said " Yeah I know.. thanks you don't look that bad yourself. " He smiled and said " Thanks, but you look better which isn't that weird since you have a mother like that " I laughted and said " Yeah I have heard that you and all teh other guys was drooling over her last week. " Pontus laughted and said " We wasn't drolling. " Then mum laughted and said " Yes you where. " Pontus said " No! But we did barely regozine you that evening I first thought it was someone else, but you look amazing!! Of course you always do that but stil.. " I laughted and said " Stop drooling after my mother" He said " What? Did you see her that night? I mean we useally just see her as a sexy cop and now she was sexy woman instead. " Mum laughted and said " Thank you Pontus" Jensen said " Pontus I know how you mean!" I said " Yeah Jensen was drooling too!!" Pontus laughted and said " I understand that." Then mum said " About looking good I thought we should go out on dinner the whole family on friday. " I smiled and said " That sounds good. " Then I looked at Jared and said " Are we going? I hav eto follow Jensen later to the hospital " He smiled and said " Sure I just have to get dressed" I nooded and he walked upstairs while the rest of us countinued talking.

Jared walked into the kichen after 10 minuts and told me that he was ready I gave Jensen a kiss and said goodbye to Pontus and mum. Then me and Jared walked out of the kitchen and Jared walked towards the garage and I stopped and said " Can't you pick me up on the outside? " He look worried and asked what was wrong and I said " I can't walk into the garage since there is where I found them... " He said " Oh.. I understand I pick you up on the outside. " I smiled and said thanks and walkde outside. Jared draw out from the garage with the red audi and I got in on the passenger side and sat down and he started to drive. I asked what he was going to do it the city, he said " nothing special I just wanted to do something. " I nooded and he said " So are everything okay between you and Jensen now?" I said " Yeah things are great" He said " Good but have you forgiven him yet? " I sign and said " Forgive him means that I have forgot about what happend and I'm not ready to do that yet, but I will. " He said " Good because you two are really meant to be " I smiled and then I said " Have you forgiven Madde and Jensen? " He said " Yeah I have, but it's easier for me I mean Madde wasn't my girlfriend and that was teh first time Jensen really let me down and for you Madde have done things like that before so that must be worse. " I said " Yeah but I mean you still is in love with Madde. " He said " Yeah I'm but that is still not the same thing, and then I'm in love with Madde so what can I except, I mean Madde and Jensen is not that alike. " I said " That is true, but still you got hurt too and you must start telling Madde when she hurts you otherwise she will never learn. " He sign and said " I know. " I strok his arm with hand and he looked at me and smiled and then he looked at ther road agian. He said " So do you think Jensen will countinue proposong to you? " I said " I don't think so" Jared said " So he fianlly have understood. " I smiled and said " I hope so" He said " So you don't want to tell me either why you don't want to get married? " I sign and said " Jared not you too.. " He said " No don't worry if you don't want to talk about it we don't have too. " I smiled and said " You are a amazing mad Jared and I love you. " He smiled and said " Thank you and I love you too " I smiled and then he said " I miss Madde so much espcially to have her next to me at night it get so empty" I said " I understand that and you have all right to think this is hard. " He said " Yeah maybe, I hate sleeping alone the bed feels so big and empty . " I said " Yeah I know the feeling, if you want I can sleep in your bed tonight.. because you know I'm hear for you. " He said " Would Jensen agree to that? " I said " Yeah he have no choose I mean he and Madde have sleeped in the same bed, so if you want me there I will be there. " He smiled and said " I would love that. But can't you sleep with me tomorrow instead? " I said " Yeah of course but why? " He said " Just so you and Jensen can speand some time togehter after the fight " I smiled and said "Are you sure? " He said " Yes of course. " I smiled and lead over and kissed his cheek and then we was in the city and Jared found a parking lot and we got out of the car and walked into to a few stores and we had a great time we laughted and talk and I bought a dress, and of course shoes and a not of other things and Jared bought a new pair a of jeans that I thought he looked hot in especially his ass and then he bought a shirt and a few t-shirts. On our way back to the car he said " Why don't we hang out more before? " I smiled and said " I don't know, we should do that ." He smiled and gave me a hug and then we got into the car and Jared started to drive home and we talked and laughted and then he said " So did Madde agree that Dennies middle name was going to be Madde? " I smiled and said " Yes she did. " He smiled and said " Good it's a pretty big honour " I smiled and said " Yeah maybe it is, but I want you to know if it had been a boy it would be named after you instead " He smiled and said " It would?" I said " Yeah of course, we love you Jared and you are our best friend. " He smiled and said " Thanks, but you don't feel like get another kid after Dennie and hope that is a boy? " I laughted and said " No I don't really like beeing pregnate " He laughted and then he said " but Dennie will be the most beautiful baby ever. " I smiled and said " Yeah hopefully " He said " She will, I mean it's you and Jensen " I smiled and said " Let's just hope she will get Jensens calm DNA " He laughted and said " yeah " Then we laughted and talked about other things.

When we got home I found Jensen and My in the livinroom playing and I gave both of them a kiss and told Jensen that we had to go to the hospital. He smiled and said goodbye to My and rolled outside and I helped him into the car and I started to drive to the hospital and he asked if me and Jared had have a good time, I smiled and said " Yeah a great time. " He smiled and strok my thigh and said " Good " His hand moved up my thigh and I looked at him and smiled and he said " Can I do this or will you drive of the road? " I smiled and said " You can do that I have a little self control, " Then he laughted and said " Then it's just alittle. " I laughted and said " We can have some fun when we get home insted " He laughted and said " Yeah I would love that" I smiled and said " Then take your hand away from me otherwise I will get worked up now insted. " He laughted and said " Fine I will do that my horny bride-to-be " I hit his arm and said " No! Shut up!!" He laughted and we was at the hospital and we found a parking lot and took the elavatore up and we ha dto sitt and wait in the watingroom for a few minuts. It was two women who was in my ages who secretly straed at Jensen and me but I didn't care. He lied hie arm around my shoulder and I rested my head on his shoulder and he kissed my hair and we just sat there cuddling. Then They called Jensen name and he got into his wheel chair and we got into the room and we said hello to the doctor called Sam and he asked how Jensen was feeling and he said he was feeling great and haven't taken any painkillers for more then a week now. Sam said " That's good but have you taken it easy and not moved that much this weeks? " I just stared at Jensen since he have done anything else then taked it easy since we have had sex all the time. Jensen laughted a little and said " Yeah of course I have.." The doctre look at me and said " Have your.. boyfriend maybe it is.. take it easy? " I laughted and said " That depends what you mean with easy " Sam laughted and I have to say he looked really good and I bet he had a nice body too, well anyway then he said " Have you two had a little to much fun?" I laughted and said " yeah maybe, but he never told me that he was going to take it easy " Jensen said " You never asked " I hit his arm and he just laughted and Sam said " Well since you are feeling okay even thought you didn't take it easy, I still think we can take of the casts some day next week. " Jensen said " That sound great " Then we was done and we said goodbye and left.

We went into the elvatore and then all the sudded it stopped!! It's good that I'm not afrid of those things and neither are Jensen so we pused the red buttom and waited, then a voice said in the microphone and asked if we was okay and we said we was and teh voice told us to wait because it could take a while. Then Jensen pulled me down in his lap and he started to kiss me with eager and his hand got inside of my top and I stopped kissing him and said " Here? " He smiled and said " Why not? It's a good way to make time go faster " I smiled and he pulled my head closer and started to kiss me again and I could feel his tounge play with mine in that way that I love it. His hand moved under my bra and started to carness my boob and it was so good!!! He plaied with my nipple which made it tingel down town and made me a little wet. I kissed his neck and garbed his earlob with my teeth and then I kissed hie neck again and touched his ears and my hand wandered inside of his shirt and I could feel his abs under my hand and my hand strok his cheast and down to his abs again. He unhooked my bra so he could touch my boobs better he started to gently massage my boob while he kissed my neck and it was so good, and I started to unbuttom his jeans and put my hand inside of his boxers and started to carness his amazing beast and I could feel it getting bigger inisde of his pants so I smiled and kissed his lips and then I pulled his pants and boxers down a little so I could come by his beast and I took in in my hand and started slowly move and I looked at him and he was smiling so I carness to top of his beast and he moan and I could see that he really enjoied it and that maked me really tured on! I let go his beast and it was standing up by itself now but it was still not hard enough so I bend down and started to use my tounge and he started to moan even more and loauder so I just countined and I could feel how it was growing between my lips and I strok his abs with my hand and he was getting really worked up and he started to breath faster and heavier and I didn't want him to come all reday so I stopped and started to kiss his lips instead and he undid my jensen and pulled them down and started to carness me with his hand and I got more and more wet for every second and evertime he touched me down there. Then he put a few fingers in me and started to move and that was just so amazing!! I just wanted to come and feel him inside of me!! I was getting so wet and I started to moan more and more and louder and louder and he started to move a little to the side with his finger which just made it even better!!!!! When I was so wet and I just wanted his big beast inside of me I could wait anymore I just grabed his hand that was inside of me and pulled his fingesr out and sat down on top of him and helped his hard best get inside of me and I started to move and that was so GOOD!!! His hand was under my top and careness my boobs and that just made things even better!! I started to kiss his lips with eager and then he kissed my neck and I started to moan really load and often and so did he! Then the voice from the speackerphone inturpted us and asked if we was okay, I laugheted and stopped moving and said we was great, and the man said that we would be down in 10 minuts. Me and Jensen laughted and then he said " Then we just have 10 minuts then to get done. " I smiled and said " That won't be a problem I can come now If you like. " He smiled I started to move again and faster this time and I really started to breath faster and faster and I could feel how close I was and Jensen was touching my boobs and my nipples which made me even more worke up, I started to move even faster and then I kissed Jensen and I moan and I buried my nails into his neck and then I came and it was so good!!! Then he kissed me and I countinued moving and meanwhile I kissed his neck and he started to breath even heaver and faster and moan loauder and more and I could feel that he was close inside of me so I moved even faster and after a fee seconds he got all tense and came inside of me!! IT was so great!! I smiled and kissed him once more before I got of and got dressed and helped him get dressed. Then the elvatore started to move down agian and I sat down in Jensen lap and kissed his cheek and he smiled and then the door open and we got meet my people who asked how we was doing and that they where soory on so on. Jensen rolled us out and said we was absolutely fine! He looked at me and smiled and then we said goodbye and I got up from his lap and we walked over to car and I started to drive home and I laughted and said " That was the best visit I ever have had on a hospital " He smiled and said " Yeah for me too " Then I said " I can barely wait intill those cast get off!" He laughted and said " So I can be n top? " I gave him a cheesy smile and said " Yeah " He laughted and then I said " If you ever break something again then don't break your leg! " He laughted and said " You should be happy that I didn't break something smaller but that you are really addicted off" I said " You mean your beast? Yeah if you had done that I would have killed you " He laughted and strok my thigh.

Then we was home and everyone was all reday sitting with the table eating and we told them about the elvatore and why was late but we skipped that part with the sex :P haha
When dinner was over Madde gave me a hug and said " I haven't seen you today. " I
smiled and said " I know, I missed you. But you have been with Zara right? " She smiled and said " Yes I have! I have missed you too so I wounded if you want to come with me to Zara and Sara and hang out? " I smiled and said " Yeah I would love too! " Madde was just going to chanced clohes when she was done we took a walked there and knocked on the door and Zara opend and gave Madde a kiss and me a hug and Sara was witing in the livingroom and she gave us a hug and we sat down and talked for a for hours and Madde and Zara looked so nervious and I had no idea why.. Then Madde smiled a nervoius smiled and said " me and Zara need to talk to you guys.. " Me and Sara looked at them counfused and I said " Why are you guys so nervious? " Zara and Madde looked at each other and Sara said " What's wrong? Is someone pregant or something? " Zara said " No not really... " Zara looked at Maded really nervious and Madde said " Can't you guys gusee? We can play twenty qustions. " Sara started to get really annoied she was staring at them and said " Just tell us!!" Madde and Zara just laughted and looked at each other and since Sara have the same temper as Madde, her annoied feelings started to turen over to anger and all of us could see that in her eyes and I said " Come on! Whatever it is we would kill you for it!" Then Zara looked at us and then looked down and said quit" We are not a couple.. " Sara yelled " WHAT?!!! " I just stared at him and so many thoughts rushed throw my brain so I don't even know what I though and then Madde said " We was just kidding.. sorry " I stared at her and then at Sara and she looked furious and she said too me " Tove come on let's go somewhere else and leave this too!" I nooded and got up and so did Sara and we walked outside and we didn't say anything for a long while then both of us got a text message me from Madde and Sara from Zara but it was the excat the same sentenc which where " Please don't tell anyone just play along, and we couldn't lie to you guys anymore, and we are sorry.." Both me and Sara just put away teh phone without answering and then I said " What the hell are they thinking?!! " Sara said " I have no idea, idoits!! But it is just those two who would come up with that idea! They are more a like then they think!! " I said " Yeah I know! But I'm not going to tell anyone I will play along, because no one would never belive me anyway and if they did then they would get angry with me insted" Sara said " Yeah I know so let's just shut up about this and then they can take all shit later. " I said " Yeah excatlly!! " Then I picked up teh phone and looked at the time and said " Maybe it's time for me to go home to my sick man. " Sara laughted and said " I hate when guys are sick " I said " Yes so do I, but I have to say that Madde isn't that much better " We laughted and sara said " I think Niklas is over at your place. " I said " Then let's go home to the house then. " On the way home we meet Nicky, he gave us a hug even though I could see that he didn't know if that was the right thing and then he asked where Zara and Madde was since they where not answering there phone. Sara sign and said " There was in our place for 20 minuts ago.. maybe they are having sex or something.. " I looked at Sara and she laughted and I said " So maybe you should let them have there privacy. " Nicky nooded and said " I still can't belive this the two women I love is in love with each other and is getting married.. crazy. " Sara said " Yeah but you are acutally just inlove with on off them right? " She sounded really bitch and Nicky said " Sara.. you know that's not true" Sara said even more bitch " Yeah right.. Zara dedicated her whole life or this last 12 years to you and your kids!! And then you do that!!" I just grabed Saras arm and said " Sara let's go!" Sara looked at Nicky and said " Yeah let's go! " I gave Nicky a glare and then me and Sara walked away and into the house. The whole family was sitting in the livingroom drinking wine and talking and laughing and Sara gave Niklas a kiss and sat down and I gave Jensen a kiss and sat down. Sara got a glass of wine from Krisen and then we had a great time and after an hour I looked at Jensen and he said " Do you want to go to sleep? You look a little tired. " I smiled and he took my hand and I said " I just have a really bad head ache. I'm fine, but I think I will go and lie down in bed but you don't have to come with me stay here and have fun. " He smiled and kissed my hand and said " That dosn't sounds to good.. Of course I will come with you, you know where ever you are there it's fun" I smiled and he kissed my cheek and he said " Jared can you help me up stairs?" He nooded and we said good nght and walked nto our room and got undressed and so did Jensen and I lie down in bed and it feelt so much better for my head, but it still hurt like hell. Jensen crawled closer to me and I lied my head on his cheast which was nice since it was warm and made me feel safe. He strok my hair and I said " Can we please turne the light off, it is making my head each worse.. " He kissed my head and said " Yeah of course honey, I do everything for you " I smiled and said " Even give me a painkiller? " He laughted and said " Everything except that. " I laughted but that just hurt more and then we lied there for a while and then I falled a sleep.
I woke up after a few hours and my head ache was better but not gone, so I thought I should blogg and here I'm.

But now I have to sleep again :)
Good night! And you will hear from lier Madde tomorrow.
Kisses
Tove